Girls are crazy... so let's fix it!

Okay, so if I ever become leader of the free world there will obviously be countless changes, but there's 2 specific laws I would enact upon the female race as a whole.

1) Girls are getting sluttier and sluttier every day... and hence hotter and hotter. As a male, this is pretty fucking awesome (who doesn't like seeing more skin?). The problem that ensues is that many of these girls are under the age of 18, which not only makes them grounds for imprisonment, but also makes the male staring at them a 'creep' in the eyes of other females around him. So you have these young girls running around dressed to strip, guys stare at them, and the guys get in trouble? How is that not total bullshit? Clearly they want the attention, but that's a whole other topic. So here's what we do: girls have to wear some sort of tag that alerts guys to their age. Maybe something like "not yet," "don't touch", or "illegal" for girls underage, and perhaps something like "ready to go" or "fuckable" for girls over 18. This is a clear necessity.

2) In my universe, girls will also wear signs of some sort alerting guys to their moods. Girls are moody as balls. It boggles my mind. One minute they're all flirty and having fun, next minute they're bawling about something and it's all the guy's fault. You never know when something you say will set a girl off. A seemingly innocuous statement could lead to days of fighting and ultimately the guy repenting (cause let's face it, we're always the one to give in due to the threat of 'lack of sex'). Hell, sometimes even a simple 'what's up?' can set a girl off. Again, this is bullshit. I mean, girls' moods can change on the hour. It's absurd. How are we supposed to know what to say or if to say anything at all? This is where some sort of sign comes into play. Perhaps something like "fun and flirty" or "you can actually talk to me" when they're in a good mood, or "total psycho fucking bitch!" when they're in a shitty mood. This would really simplify things. Elect me, and I'll make it happen. And if the girls complain we'll just de-franchise them. Easy as pie.