Things that are Currently Pissing me Off

I can feel the wheel, but I cant steer
When my thoughts become my biggest fear

Ah, whats the difference, Ill die
In this sick world of mine

What the hell am i?
Leper from inside
Inside wall of peace
Dirty and diseased

Sickman, sickman, sickman, sickman

I can see the end is getting near
I wont rest until my head is clear

Alice in Chains - Sickman

1) Those stupid roller shoes.
These are just plain dumb. If you dont know what I'm talking about, go here. These are the stupidest footwear items I have ever seen. Okay, I get pumps. I even get the sneakers that had like flashy lights on them, those were kinda cool. But roller shoes? Have you seen kids walking around in these things, dragging their feet? How annoying is that?? And aren't these remotely dangerous somehow? I personally don't care about my shoes. As long as they fit and are comfortable, I'm happy. So I'm probably the last person on the planet who should be commenting on shoe fashion. But these things are just ridiculous. Just buy a pair of roller skates if you really want to move on wheels. Seriously, someone explain the appeal of these atrocities to me. Just stupid-ass shit.

2) Fat, ugly people that run without shirts
Look, you're fat and you're ugly.... put on a fucking shirt! Clothes were invented for people like you. Good for you that you're trying to lose some of that weight, but until you do, keep the damn clothes on. Watching your man boobs bounce around near your ankles is down-right nauseating.

3) Space stealers on planes
I can't afford first-class. I don have that kind of money. So I'm stuck in the sardine can that they call coach. Honestly, I'm not a big dude, I'd be fine. But my problem is when the person next to me has their arm half-way into my seat and is elbowing me in the back, then has the audacity to ask me if they're "bothering me?" Bitch, your fucking elbow is digging into my kidney! Yes you're bothering me!! See the damn arm rest, that's the boundary. How bout I punch you in your eye? Would that bother you?? You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine. Now if you'll remove your appendage from my orifice, I'm gonna try and take a nap

4) People with shitty grammar
Bad grammar in general has a tendency to annoy me. If it doesn't sound right it's probably cause it's not. But I'll let most things side (other than the mental note to lower my judgment of the person due to their grammatical faux pas). But the one thing that pisses me off is when people mix up "your" and "you're". You always see people write something like 'your an asshole.' I mean, c'mon now. How bad has English gotten in this country that we can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're'? They don't even sound similar! You know why Spanish will be our national language in 20 years? Cause we speak it a hell of a lot better than we do English.

5) Porn with one girl and three or more guys
Just too much cock in one place. No one benefits.

6) Girls that refuse to make out with other girls
Look, every girl is curious as to what kissing another girl is like. It's part of that lesbian gene that every girl possesses (note: alcohol has a way of activating this gene, a catalyst of sorts). And all of your guy friends will adore you for it (it's part of the male gene, we simply can't look away when two girls are doing stuff with each other). You kill two birds with one stone. So stop the prudish shit and just do it. Everyone benefits.

That's all I can think of for now...